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November 02, 2004

Time to shut this down...

I have an 8 AM appointment, so I'd better ramble on.
If there's a God, maybe we'll wake up to a miracle :)

Thanks to Marc Perkel for not only setting this up,
but also for putting me online all those years ago.

Thanks for reading,


Posted by bartcop at 11:20 PM | TrackBack

Karen Hughes lying whore

"A second term would bring a renewed committment from the
president to be the president of ALL the people..."

Oh please!
When he still had voters to face, Bush was a heartless, murdering
slug with nothing but comtempt for everyone not GOP, white, male, rich and straight.

Posted by bartcop at 11:09 PM | TrackBack

Daschle 2500 votes behind in tiny Dakota

Posted by bartcop at 11:08 PM | TrackBack

at 11PM CST, there's only one card left in the deck that can win this for Kerry

Don't ask what that card is, I'm saying he has about a 1-in-40 chance.
It's mathematically possible, but only a 1-in-40 chance.

Posted by bartcop at 11:06 PM | TrackBack

Coors still losing in CO

I'm trying to find a silver lining...

Posted by bartcop at 10:58 PM | TrackBack

Marion Barry Wins DC Council Seat

Posted by bartcop at 10:36 PM | TrackBack

Nader slamming Dems for his 1 percent showing

Posted by bartcop at 10:23 PM | TrackBack

It's down to OH and FL -- Bush ahead in both

Posted by bartcop at 10:17 PM | TrackBack

Daschle at 50% with 46% of the vote in

Posted by bartcop at 10:16 PM | TrackBack

Yahoo - Bush 209 Kerry 199

Posted by bartcop at 10:14 PM | TrackBack

10:12 CST we need a miracle to win this

Posted by bartcop at 10:11 PM | TrackBack

CNN shows 197-188 we need to steal 10 E votes

Posted by bartcop at 10:10 PM | TrackBack

Bush 193, Kerry 133 +55 for CA = 5 point nail-biter race

Posted by bartcop at 09:54 PM | TrackBack

CBS gives PA to Kerry, CNN reluctant

41 trips to PA let the state get to
know Bush well enough to reject his nazi ass

Posted by bartcop at 09:51 PM | TrackBack

In PA, Kerry ahead by 16% with 59% of the vote in

But they still won't call it for him?

Posted by bartcop at 09:46 PM | TrackBack

The latest as of 9:45 CST

Popular Vote 41% of Precincts Reporting

George W. Bush 51% 26,559,881
John Kerry 48% 24,804,814

We have 59 percent of the vote to go.

Posted by bartcop at 09:43 PM | TrackBack

Bush winning Ohio


Posted by bartcop at 09:34 PM | TrackBack

Kerry winning PA


Posted by bartcop at 09:32 PM | TrackBack

Obama victory party

Mrs Obama (D-Hottie) introduced Barack as "my baby's daddy"

Posted by bartcop at 09:15 PM | TrackBack

Trouble: Bush wins Missouri after Kerry gave up

Posted by bartcop at 09:15 PM | TrackBack

New York oddity

Kerry wins every demographic except white men, where he's tied

Posted by bartcop at 09:10 PM | TrackBack

Texas celebrates Bush victory with execution


Posted by bartcop at 09:09 PM | TrackBack

CNN's Bill Schneider (R-Can't trust)

CNN's Bill Schneider says Sen. John Kerry won New York because anger over Iraq outweighed fears for terrorism among New Yorkers.

Yet their nationa poll shows love war 49%, hate war 46%

Posted by bartcop at 09:08 PM | TrackBack

Yahoo knocked offline?

Posted by bartcop at 09:03 PM | TrackBack

WOW! Kerry ahead by 55,000 im Miami County

Posted by bartcop at 08:55 PM | TrackBack

Monkey on CNN cameras

"I believe I'll win" compared to 2000's "I guarantee it"

Posted by bartcop at 08:50 PM | TrackBack

Kerry leading by 190,000 in Broward Co, FL, still ZERO votes from Miami

Jeb, what have you done with the Miami votes?

Posted by bartcop at 08:45 PM | TrackBack

Cat Killer Frist seen lying on CNN

Tonight should be devoid os partisan hacks

Posted by bartcop at 08:45 PM | TrackBack

BartCop projects Kerry wins in Maine and Maryland

Posted by bartcop at 08:43 PM | TrackBack

CNN projecting giant fuckup for Kerry in Missouri

Dems pulled out three weeks ago, saying "it's hopeless,"
but Kerry's running neck & neck right now.

If Kerry loses by a nose, it could be the mistake that doomed him

Posted by bartcop at 08:41 PM | TrackBack

Kerry 72 % in IL, and 71 % in PENN

Posted by bartcop at 08:40 PM | TrackBack

Early: Coors losing by 4 in Colorado

Posted by bartcop at 08:38 PM | TrackBack

BartCop projects NY for Kerry

Posted by bartcop at 08:37 PM | TrackBack

Wolf, Greenfield agog at Florida going Bush, but

still ZERO votes in from Miami and Kerry leading Bush by
180,000 votes in Broward Co

Posted by bartcop at 08:34 PM | TrackBack

BartCop projects Alabama for Butch

Posted by bartcop at 08:33 PM | TrackBack

Shocker: Mississpppi goes Butch

Posted by bartcop at 08:33 PM | TrackBack

Nader running a strong zero percent nationwide

Posted by bartcop at 08:32 PM | TrackBack

Greenfield the genius

"These nine swing states will probably make the difference tonight"

Posted by bartcop at 08:31 PM | TrackBack

Wolf keeps whoring

When the totals show Bush is ahead, Wolf agrees.
When the totals show Kerry ahead, Wolf reminds the
viewers that these are early returns.

Screw you, Wolf.

Posted by bartcop at 08:28 PM | TrackBack

Jon Stewart goes live in 30 minutes

But what will he say?
The news changes every 15 minutes.
Bowles has lost/won/lost the senate 3 times tonight

Posted by bartcop at 08:23 PM | TrackBack

Bowles back to losing in Carolina

Posted by bartcop at 08:22 PM | TrackBack

Insane Bunning now ahead!

Posted by bartcop at 08:21 PM | TrackBack

CNN POLL: More love Iraq war than don't like

Posted by bartcop at 08:20 PM | TrackBack

This Just In... Pizza arrives at BartCop Manor

Mrs. Bart too nervous to cook

Posted by bartcop at 08:20 PM | TrackBack

Rudy whoring on CNN: Bush did "so much" for my city

Yeah, like promising you money then not delivering?

Posted by bartcop at 08:16 PM | TrackBack

Bush leads by 33, but NY will make it even

Posted by bartcop at 08:14 PM | TrackBack

FL leaning Bush, but NO VOTES in yet from Miami or Palm beach

Posted by bartcop at 08:12 PM | TrackBack

PENN leaning Kerry

Posted by bartcop at 08:12 PM | TrackBack

Reminder: Zogby called it for KERRY

in 2000, he was within 1 percent

Posted by bartcop at 08:11 PM | TrackBack

Woodward seen speaking on CNN - will he be done by midnight?

Posted by bartcop at 08:09 PM | TrackBack

Rude Rich spotted in bartcop chat room

Posted by bartcop at 08:07 PM | TrackBack

Toobin: Ohio polls to be open for HOURS extra

Posted by bartcop at 08:07 PM | TrackBack

Is the Bush fix in?

They are reporting that the bush camp says that the exit polls are undercounting his votes. Is this in preparation to explain cheating that is about to occur? in 2000 the exit polls in Florida favored Gore - and they were correct. Gore won florida - but hen the cheating started we got a different result. The exit polls were correct - it was the election that was wrong.

Posted by marc at 08:06 PM | TrackBack

Bush ahead 155-112 overall, but it takes longer to count votes in non-coyote states

Posted by bartcop at 08:06 PM | TrackBack

British bookmakers report flurry of bets on Kerry victory

Posted by bartcop at 08:05 PM | TrackBack

bartCop projects Wolf the Whore biggest monkey in news

Posted by bartcop at 08:04 PM | TrackBack

Kerry leading 51/49 in important Missouri

Posted by bartcop at 08:03 PM | TrackBack

Bush takes coyote states Tex, OK and Kansas

Posted by bartcop at 08:02 PM | TrackBack

Colorado split ref fails, Monkey wins all 9 elects

Posted by bartcop at 07:56 PM | TrackBack

CURRENT COUNT: 102 Bush, 77 Kerry

Posted by bartcop at 07:50 PM | TrackBack

Woman-sterilizer Coburn wins OK senate

Posted by bartcop at 07:44 PM | TrackBack

Bowles now AHEAD in Carolina

Posted by bartcop at 07:44 PM | TrackBack

CNN: Dems + 2 senate seats, but if Daschle loses...

Posted by bartcop at 07:36 PM | TrackBack

BartCop calls Mississippi for Bush

Posted by bartcop at 07:35 PM | TrackBack

Western PA holding polls open late for Bush voters

Posted by bartcop at 07:34 PM | TrackBack

CNN: Virginia, home of the NRA, goes Bush

Posted by bartcop at 07:15 PM | TrackBack

Shocker: Bush takes Oklahoma

Posted by bartcop at 07:14 PM | TrackBack

Yahoo: Kerry ahead 77-66 in electoral votes

Posted by bartcop at 07:10 PM | TrackBack

Bush nightmare: Kerry won Jersey on terror issue

Posted by bartcop at 07:08 PM | TrackBack

Obama wins Senate in IL

No surprise there - I could beat Keyes drunk on Cuervo

Posted by bartcop at 07:06 PM | TrackBack

Kerry wins IL, and NJ, acc to CNN

We should thank Howard Stern for New Jersey

Posted by bartcop at 07:00 PM | TrackBack

Bowles losing 60/40 in N Carolina

Posted by bartcop at 06:56 PM | TrackBack

Big crowd in the chat room

I just checked, there's about 100 people there and it's early.

Connect to the chat room or read more.

Posted by bartcop at 06:54 PM | TrackBack

CNN stupidity

Judy Woodruff: "South Carolina is just too close to call."

Trust me, Carlina has the same backwards, uneducated, toothless
rednecks that Oklahoma has. I'll call South Carolina for you and
I'll call Oklahoma and Texas for you - Bush all the way.

Posted by bartcop at 06:46 PM | TrackBack

Virginia, Ohio, North Carolina - too close to call

And these are states Zogby called for Bush. It could be a bigger landslide that predicted. This could get interesting.

Posted by marc at 06:33 PM | TrackBack


Cooper on CNN says Daschle & opponent spent $30M on their race
with only 350K voters - what is that $9 per vote?

Posted by bartcop at 06:23 PM | TrackBack

Lukewarm good news - Leahy wins his race

Leahy has always been a rubber stamp for Bush,
and what did it get him?

A "go fuck yourself" from the Vice Oil man

Posted by bartcop at 06:21 PM | TrackBack

Bunning (R-Unstable) behind by TEN in KY

Posted by bartcop at 06:20 PM | TrackBack

Teddy speaks to Wolf the Whore

"We have the Super Bowl Champs,
We have the World Series Champs,
soon we'll have the presidency, too"

Posted by bartcop at 06:13 PM | TrackBack

Wolf the idiot/whore

Is that a beard on his face?

Or did somebody mistake Wolf's face for a baby's ass and powder it?

Posted by bartcop at 06:12 PM | TrackBack

Wolf the idiot/whore

I strongly recommend you watch CNN.
Wolf is unintentionally funnier than Jon Stewart.

How did this troll get this job?

Posted by bartcop at 06:10 PM | TrackBack

Wolf the idiot/whore

Larry King: Wolf, how is tonight different from 2000?

Wolf: We're more cautious this year"


You bastards took the cheap, cowardly way out in 2000 by parroting
whatever you heard from Bush's cousin at FOX Whore News.

You're not a newsman, Wolf, you're a tramp for sale.

Posted by bartcop at 06:08 PM | TrackBack

Wolf the idiot/whore

"Judy, the states we're NOT calling - is that
because we don't have eno0ugh information yet?"

Judy: "That's right, Wolf!"

Posted by bartcop at 06:06 PM | TrackBack

CURRENT COUNT: 34 Bush, 3 Kerry

Posted by bartcop at 06:04 PM | TrackBack

Wolf the idiot/whore

One f-ing minute into the night, Wolf says, "It's early"

Posted by bartcop at 05:59 PM | TrackBack

Wolf the Whore to call some states in 3 minutes

Posted by bartcop at 05:57 PM | TrackBack

First polls close in three minutes...

Posted by bartcop at 05:56 PM | TrackBack

This Just In...


Posted by bartcop at 05:54 PM | TrackBack

Monkeyboy NOT confident like he was in 2000

You remember Florida?

"I'm going to win, guaranteed - write that down."

This year?

"I did my best, tried very hard, now it's up to the people."

That's a lot different that "Guaranteed - write that down"

...smug bastard

Posted by bartcop at 05:51 PM | TrackBack

Drudge says Kerry's ahead, but he hates it

According to Rumorboy,

OH Tied

FL Kerry +2

PA Kerry +2-4

WI Kerry +4

MI Kerry +2

NH Bush +7

Posted by bartcop at 05:37 PM | TrackBack

Early exit polls predict Kerry will be victor

Here are the first exit polls, confirmed from sources in both parties, as leaked to RAW STORY. http://rawstory.com/

Kerry up in
Florida: 50/49
Ohio: 50/49
Michigan: 51/47
Penn: 54/45
Iowa: 50/48
Wisc.: 51/46
Minnesota: 58/40

The first number is the percentage of voters supporting Kerry,
the second are those supporting the never-elected bastard.

AZ 45-55
CO 48-51
LA 42-57*
MI 51-48
WI 52-48
PA 60-40wow
OH 52-48
FL 51-48
MICH 51-47
NM 50-48
MINN 58-40*
WISC 52-43
IOWA 49-49
NH 57-41*

Posted by bartcop at 05:33 PM | TrackBack

Server Problems

I was hoping to have today's issue and BCR Show 58 up today, and it still might happen if we can get the server problems figuired out.

Check later in the day, then come back here tonight
for elections returns and hopefully a big celebration.


Posted by bartcop at 02:13 PM | TrackBack

November 01, 2004

Bart's Worried

I sit here, watching SNL's Election Special, wondering if Wednesday will bring us America or will we still be stuck in Amerikkka? The polls show the Giggling Murderer ahead, with Kerry surging in the important states.

If Bush wins, it won't be the end of the world - it'll just be the end of the world as we know it. I'm not ready for that. I'd like my country back and I'm tired of Bush's wars, Bush's murders, Bush's magic tricks with our future and the generaly back-to-the-50s
horseshit that's caused all the trouble. I'm f-ing fed up with Bush.

Posted by bartcop at 09:29 PM | TrackBack

Kick Back

Short of an up-close-and-personal red-assing of the Unelected Fraud, why not put a boot in his backside with your own creative message, taped to his back-bulge as he heads for the door?

Make your own, snicker, share,
and watch the fun!

Posted by Poodlehead at 06:32 PM | Comments (0)

Report Voter Suppression Tactics

Doing the fast ramp-up here to victory, we are setting up a place to track the sleazy Republican voter suppression tactics that we have all come to expect in an election. To track the usual and unusual scams,we'll scan the papers and sites -- but you too can help to maintain this running tally of Republican election-day perfidy.

If you have seen an irregularity at the polls, report it to 1-866-OUR-VOTE, and then let us know about it! Send your account to us at reportvoterintimidation@yahoo.com

If you have found a story of attempted voter suppression, we need to know about it: reportvoterintimidation@yahoo.com

Posted by Poodlehead at 06:16 PM | Comments (0)

Welcome to the Bartcop Live Blog

Hi Bartcop fans. Bart hasn't even seen this blog yet but Bartcook and I are organizing a team of people to put this together for him for election day. Bart is busy finishing up radio show #58 and when he gets done with it we are going to educate him and bring him into the 21st century.

This blog is going to add a live feel to Bartcop and make it some that Bart and several of the Bart elves can bring you the election news as it happens. Otherwise Bart will be forever uploading and changing the main page. We welcome you help and feedback to make this all possible.

Marc Perkel
Fearless Leader
Computer Tyme Hosting

Posted by marc at 05:20 PM | TrackBack

Electoral-Vote.com looking good!

They are showing Kerry 298 EV vs. Bush 231. I like those numbers!


Posted by michele at 04:30 PM